Ohai

Now, let's see here... *Takes off his top hat, and reaches into it, his whole arm slipping in and rummaging about* First we need who I am... *Whips out a poster with me standing ona rock with a patriotic pose, fighter jets blasting past with the words "Kyle for Prez!" on it.*

And then we need some interests of mine... *Throws a few random objects into the air, as they come down, they're revealed to be a joystick, a megaphone and a black crystal that Mr. Fat Man will recognize.*

And finally... the pizzazz! The sparkle, sparkle! The fun! *The entire area starts exploding with fireworks, a brass band begins playing, and some a bear rides across a tightrope on a unicycle juggling chainsaws* Hello folks! I'm KtE, Kyle the Enigma, warden of fun, excitement and self-proclaimed KING of roleplaying! *A huge anus snake blasts past, with two guys on top kung-fu fighting a horde of crocodiles with jetpacks*

Prepare to be amazed, fellow forumites! For the show is about to begin!

Ah, I remember that RP battle. Nice reference, btw. Just remember to follow the rules, but I'm sure that you will. Because you always follow rules.