People Say the Darndest Things.

Just quote somethings someone said that was
either entirely dumb or just made no sense.


have fun some of theses should be good.



my Friend Will: Tyler your car doesnt run on gas thats why it has bad gas mileage.

uhhh ya it does haha.

"Screw logic, I have a Longshot." -Me when playing online on Horde Mode (GoW2)

Brandana" ya who needs ammo when u have a knife" as he gets shot. ahah CoD MW2

who needs a knife when you got a neclear bomb?! > jk XD

My mother "mow the lawn" as its raining

Tyler: You can do that, but you can't do it.

Random Lady: i locked myself in my car.


unlock it woman.

IT'S MEME TIEM!

"im 12 and wat is this?"

how come ur so fat.

quote by little kid to a girl.

Billy "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
Mom "Why little Billy, they come out of a woman's vagina."
Billy "Liar, Dad says they come from a big bird and delivers the baby!"
Suesy "Little brother, that's what you learn when you are a kid. When you get old enough like you are now, you can learn the truth."
Mom "That's right little Billy."
Billy "Well I have proof I'm right. I have that big bird in my room. Caught him trying to come into sis's window last night."

Brandana wrote:Billy "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
Mom "Why little Billy, they come out of a woman's vagina."
Billy "Liar, Dad says they come from a big bird and delivers the baby!"
Suesy "Little brother, that's what you learn when you are a kid. When you get old enough like you are now, you can learn the truth."
Mom "That's right little Billy."
Billy "Well I have proof I'm right. I have that big bird in my room. Caught him trying to come into sis's window last night."

XDXD Haha, that's good!

"YOUR FACE" and "YOUR MOM": two classic "comeback" lines.

i was using a magunum on MW2 and i said the magnum is ultimate. with tac knife i was knifing
hahaha
as i get stabbed.